If there was ever a competition for nudity and cricket information among critics, Harsha Bhogle would have won. He can illuminate a dull game with a heart-warming instrument. Here are some of his best comment boards, which I recently put together. See:
Remarks made by the commentators
When Sachin came out of Michael Vaughan off-spin in 2002.
Harsha: “What a shame. It's like a soldier who survived the war when all the bullets flew through his nose and was chased by a bicycle in his hometown. ”
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2. On a Tendulkar drive straight against Ishant Sharma in the IPL.
Harsha: "Open the book, and go to page 32."
3. Summarizing “The Wall” Dravid.
Harsha: "Is there anything you see more calm than watching Rahul Dravid guard?"
When Michael Clarke was arrested, he was still awaiting a supervisor's decision.
Harsha: "Still waiting for tomorrow's newspaper to publish."
5. Harsha Bhogle of Pakistan Misbah-ul-Haq after Shoib Akhtar and his countrymen rebuked him:
Harsha: "I find Misbah's criticism to be bizarre, much like a family of ten people complaining that the sole breadwinner is not doing enough"
6. Imran Tahir's celebration and animation after taking the wicker at the ICC World Cup 2015.
Harsha Bhogle: "Well, Imran Tahir just won a gold medal! He would have been in the stables if the game had been played in New Zealand."
7. When Anil Kumble reaches for his girlfriend's experimental tone.
This is the time to fall in love with Indian cricket.
8. Outside the field at IIMA, as a guest lecturer:
Student - What was your CGPA @ IIMA?
Harsha - I read this when I was very young, "Remember good, forget bad."
9. This happened in the semi-finals of the Cricket World Cup in 2015 between India and Australia.
Harsha Bhogle: "It's a situation where a player like Virender Sehwag comes in. He would say why I should hit the ball in the middle of the gap between strikers. I hit the ball with a gap above their heads. It's too big.
10. When Adam Gilchrist brought a blind man to Perth.
Harsha: "Some of the oceans here will find complexity."
11. In the IPL, Chris Gayle was attacking and demolishing opponents. All other balls had to be returned to the fence.
Harsha Bhogle: "6 and 4 look like they might be the new Binary code for this guy."
Dhoni was just exploding, punching holes at both ends and Sachin getting a strike and giving it one edge.
Harsha Bhogle: "We have a surgeon on one side and a buyer on the other side"
13. In the Test matches against England in India, where Cook hit the boundary after hitting 1 of 52 balls.
Harsha Bhogle: "80% of his runs come from this post."
14. In another match against England, R Ashwin came to the league and started playing an unusual cricket rifle.
Harsha Bhogle: "Ashwin just played 3 guns that no father can teach his child."
15. In 2014 the IPL ended when wridhiman saha found a gap in all the balls.
Harsha said "Let me tell you, there are farmers in the world by the way"
16. When Naseer Hussain tried to take the title to India not playing in the FIFA World Cup.
Harsha: "Yes Naseer, our boys have decided not to take part in the world cup instead of knocking in the first round without winning the match."
17. MI vs RCB. While MI offers all the catch to farmers in different parts of the world.
Harsha Bhogle: "They know where the farmers are ... and they find them."
18. Harsha Bhogle to Sachin Tendulkar.
Harsha Bhogle: "An explosion of excitement over the fall of the Indian wicket can mean one thing" - When Sachin came out to manage the match during a Test in India
19. While Dravid bowed in an attempt to anoint his teams for success, in his last international appearance.
Harsha Bhogle: "In a work marked with kindness, style and good ownership, the motto ended by Rahul Dravid'e's work. But again, that's what the store needed."
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